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May 23 2018

05:30

uhmji:

please take my quiz to find out which girl group concept you are!!

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oceankin:

transjemder:

The tone and the absolute Nihilism of this video terrifies me beyond reason

he did that!

May 22 2018

23:30

weirdcrazydreams:

eternally-a-dreamer:

cowboydan13:

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

Aquarius + Horse = Unicorn
http://www.primalastrology.com/primal-zodiac-by-combination.html

22:00

trainzelda:

Just drove past some graffiti that said “butter is a milkshake” and honestly, I cant argue with that, but I want to meet the guy who felt strongly enough about it to put on a street sign

20:30

jxhn-mulaney:

rinlockhart:

blautitlewave:

buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

Talking shit about your spouse is a sign of affection.

No. No it’s not. What kind of dystopian world do you live in?

straight culture should be commissioning Renaissance styled biblical paintings of your french bulldog not talking about how marriage is a prison

19:00
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c-bassmeow:

This is so cute I think I have a permanent smile

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May 19 2018

19:14

sherlocking-and-foxing:

lieutenant-sapphic:

jonbrnthal:

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

i’m the same age as twerking and bromance guys

‘Internet service provider’….how fucking old am I???!!

May 17 2018

01:00
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occoris:

capncrystal:

occoris:

hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the way Discord has stylized their logo text makes the letter “D” look like the letter “פ” in hebrew, which is called “pe” and is pronounced sort of like “p”

in conclusion: pisscorp

thank you for coming to my ted talk

My friend’s husband works for Discord. I had to show her this, and she had to show it to her husband. His reponse? The CEO is Jewish. He knew exactly what he was doing. “They don’t exactly take themselves too seriously.”

god bless

May 16 2018

19:00

ouc-h:

being “raised right” doesn’t mean you don’t drink, party, and smoke being raised right is how you treat people, your manners & respect

17:30

penfairy:

penfairy:

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

16:00

ichardsiken:

i live for older girls who take care of you and give you advice on weird things w/o judging bc they’ve experienced it and are just so warm. my only goal in life is to be that for others one day

05:30

lovelymoth:

when the friend come online

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May 13 2018

01:00
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May 12 2018

23:30

wikilifeadvice:

pochowek:

wikilifeadvice:

make your own foot scrub

  1. feet are pretty hard to make
  2. dont call me a scrub ever again

please stop making me read this

May 10 2018

22:00

russiacore:

you: exfoliated, moisturized, glowing, just done a sheet mask, drank ur water,

the boy ur thinking abt: doesnt moisturize, hasnt even touched a face mask in his entire life, dusty, drinks soda only

20:30

pinkguts:

i wish i was a strawberry and not a person goodnight

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